Art and Jacob Do America

Episdoe 58.5 BONUS EPISODE NBA Offseason 2k18

WTF 2 EPISODE IN ONE WEEK!?? Well we aim to please here on the ol AAJDA Podcast.....not really we just had some extra time and in between talking about our Main topic for the week ( BLACK KNIGHT SATELLITE) and recording it's intro...we got on the subject of NBA Basketball. WE haven't talked on record about sports in some time and we kind of were on a roll. We talk about the Lakers getting Lebron James and every other player over 33 in free agency. THe Spurs' drama with Kwai Leonard and his unlce, and just basketball in general. You're welcome ya'll let us know if you dig the bonus shiz about sports and we'll continue this trend. 

Episode 58 Black Knight Satellite ...and other stuff

beep beep beep dot dash dash dot splat BURRRRP....morris code? radio transmission? thermo nuclear radiation? Or ERic's belly after a 7 layer burrito from a future sponsor?? YOU BE THE JUDGE. But on this episode we judge whether or not this dark thingamabopper up in earth's orbit is really an alien ship/spy satellite thats been communication with us and looking at our naughty bits for the last 13k years.....or it's just a bunhc of space crud the New Jersey Dump. 

 

Tell yo mama's and yo boo boo''s about us by the way. we want to grow so big that we can quit our jobs and do this 8 days a week. thank you and Nanu Nanu 

Episdoe 57 Scientology

Hello...plese come in for your free personality test. WAIT....it's not like that we swearrrrr. THis is just to see how flexible your sense of humor is...we're not trying to sucker you into some kind of "self help" corses , extort you for money, and then tell you the world was created by some 1950's alien who a bombed a bunch of vocanoes with souls stuck in them and now those souls infect our souls and you have to hold these 2 tomatoe cans to get relief, and oh yeah pay us more money so we can graduate you up to these higher levels and don't leave us or we'll stalk you....it's not one of THOOOOOOSE tests...however that is today's topic SCIENTOLOGY....oh yeah btw all that stuff i just typed out...congratulations welcome to OT VIII you now have all the knowledge you need without having to pay the church of scientology....i mean you could pay us instead ...but ti's toally optional ;) 

 

Anywhooooot make sure you keep listening to our lil ol' show. if you're listening to this one you probably know how to work a podcast app so go ahead and clicl "SUBSCRIBE" on that app to get our show EVERY SUNDAY. it's like CHURCH ....real church expcept we say naughty words

 

the song on the end of this show is actually a realllll scientology song called "WE STAND TALL" it makes more sense and is way funnier if you listen to the show first....enjoy!!

Episode 56 Mysterious Celebrity Deaths

Welcome to the show....once again the bad boys of the podcast game are back with some more COOKY conspiracies. This time we go to Tinsle Town and disucess mysterious Celebrity Deaths. DID THESE CELEBS REEEEEAAALLLY Die the history books/tabloids told you they did???? we don't know but we'll tell yuh's all about it. Sit tight and listen with us though!

 

This epsiode was brought to you by Belching Beaver and Firestone Brews as well as Bang Energy ....git sum!

 

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Tell ya mama and boo boo too 

Episode 55 Black Eyed Children

So sorry everyone for the late release but.......technology. Anywhooooot here's episode 55! This week we discuss the Urban Legend that is The Black Eyed Children....No not the Black Eyed Peas....but i'm sure you'll hear some clever ass tune from them here too as well. So with that said are black eyed children demonic entities? Vampires? Agents of the Men in Black??? Well listen and we'll shall tell ya what exactly they are. As always get at us on Facebook and Instagram @artandjacobdoamerica and tell a friend and IFFF you leave us a 5 star review and recommend us to a friend we will PERSONALLY deliver an official ARt and Jacob Do America Sticker and SHirt package in our Boxer Briefs!!

Episode 54 Slender Man

One second ya'll i need to put some pants on... ok i'm SET! WELCOME TO EPISODE 54! This week's topic is the internet boogie man ..........(ok imagine a drum roll by Neal Pert) ....SLENDER MAN! Although im not sure why he's so slender...his orgin in on a site called creepy pasta....pasta =carbs and if i SO MUCH AS LOOOOK at a carb it goes RIGHT TO mAh HIPS! man some girls have all the luck....anywho if you want to laugh, cry, be in feat for bit join us for another EXCITING edition of Art and Jacob Do AMerica. Also featuring the Dr. Eric Bean Castillo. PS HAPPY bdAY America. C'ao 

Episode 53 Valiant Thor ( XXX Files VOL4)

OFF THE TOP THIS EPISODE IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY   OF VINNIE PAUL. DRUMMER OF PANTERA,DAMAGE PLAN, REBEL MEETS REBEL, AND HELL YEAH. HIS MUSIC MORE THAN HELPED SHAPED THIS PODCAST AND FOR THAT WE SAY: THANK YOU!

 

With that said this episode's topic will be about Val Valiant THor. An alien who may or may not have walked amongst us and met with President Ike and Vice prez and future Prez...tricky Dick Nixon. Val came to inform us about how the world could live in peace, cure all sickness, and live forever....did they listen?? SPOILER ALERT noooope stay tuned to see why 

Episode 51 Drunken Alien Abductions (XXX Files VOL ) feat Jesus Fuentes

Now throw your hands in the Ay-err...and let the bueatiful celetial beings that want to probe and study you take you away!! By beautiful celetial beings...we mean ART, JACOB, ERIC...especially ERIC. and the Tom Hanks of this podcast ........JESUS FUENTES! This episode the bad boys of Bakersfield Drink some fine brews, get intoxicated and tell tales of real life Alien Abductions. Fun was held by all. So join us...the truth is out there.  

 

Speaking of joining us... go to the Facebook page at @artandjacobdoamerica as well as the instagram and join us weekly LIVE when we record. There's no music or special effects...just 587 pounds of Mc Mexican Love. 

 

Ask us questions live and we'll respond, but mostly ask us questions this week for our 1 year anniversay show! we'll answer those all episode next week as we celebrate 1 year of Doing AMerica with all ya'll. 

 

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Episode 50 Part 2 ALL TIME TOP ALBUMS

Guess who's back....Back again....art/jacob/eric's back....Tell a friend.. guess whos back guess whos back guess who's badadadadadadadadada...or however that eminiem song goes. Does Eminem make our lists.? I don't know maybe you'll have to listen to find out. DOES ART ALMOST DIE AGAIN??? again you'll have to just listen to find out.!!! however we do Facebook live this show again , so we HIGHLY advise you to check out the Facebook Page at @artandjacobdoamerica and check us out , we cute. we funny. but mostly cute. Also make sure you're subscribing and leaving reviews on itunes or wherever you get your podcasts. It really does help us when you do that. Also leave us some questions!!! in 2 weeks we'll be celebrating our 1 year anniversary so all the questions we've been getting we want to answer them on air or over the not so neutral net! with all that said love ya'll and here's OUR TOP 5 favorite albums. ENJOY

 

This episode is Brought to you by Purple Haze and Purple Rain (the energy drinks) 

Episode 49 All time TOP Albums Part 1

AAaaaaaaaaannnnnd IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeIIIIIII will always looooooooooove ...these albums!! Episode 49 our all time top albums PART 1. Part 1 becuase we kind of didn't plan this episdoe to be THIS long so we review our top albums, numbers 20-6 this week. Then next week we will go over our top 5. ALSO on this episode ARTURO ALMOST DIES! That's right everyone ...and that's no joke we almost catch a rea life death on the podcast! BUT DON"T WORRY He SURVIVES! spoiler alert. anyways, in 3 weeks we'll be doing our 52nd episode where we answer questions that YOU the lisenters have asked us. SO CONTINUE TO DM US and get at us on all social media platforms. ALSO with that said plese keep subscribing and telling a friend. We'll send you out some stickers and maybe even a tshirt if you do!. Give a perfect 5 star rating on itunes or wherever you listen to podcasts . ALSO we will be doing facebook live now every week when we record so make sure you go to our facebook and like our page so you'll get alerts when we go live. we'll try to stay sexy for ya'll....but with all that said enjoy the show.