Art and Jacob Do America

This week we take a look at the internets most in depth and complex puzzle/recruitment game....CICADA 3301. We may not be smart enough to crack the codes but we're smart enough to make a topic about it ...and have some fun with it. 

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Well we made it ya'll… almost a year and a half later. Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 7 aired in 2017 and we're here...damn near half way through 2019 (!!!) and as of this recording date...SEASON 8 begins! Winter is here mutha f'ers and its TIME to finish this series up! But, before we do, Art and Jacob and special guest Alex Lozano, cast our hopes, fears, and predictions for the upcoming and FINAL season of GEEE OOOOOH TEEEEE! so BEWARE there's spoilers all over this episode. 

 

ENJOY!! 

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shout out to HBO too , keep doin whatchu doin'

LET ME TELL YOU SOMEHTING BROTHER!!!! THIS SUNDAY  APRIL 7TH !! METLIFE STADIUM IN EAST RUTHERFORD NEW JERSEY!! THE SHOWCASE OF THE IMMORTALS! THE GREATEST STAGE ON EARTH!! THE SHOW OF SHOWS!! WRRRRRRASSSSSLEMANIA 

 

well now if you're not a wrestling nerd like eri and I you may not be FULLY into this show but there's still comedy gold here!!!

 

shout out to Fight back CBD !! follow them on Instagram and facebook at that handle and also go to their website and BUY ALLLLLL OF THEIR STUFF AT  fightbackcbd.com !!! They love us...we love them...y'all should co mingle!

 

Shout out to ESPN, ARiel, WWE, the CFO$ and whoever else we sampled here, we love you stay doin whatchu doin!

Episode 93....Art...Jacob...and the drunkest man on the internet...ERIC....we're doing America again like our name was Nancy Grace. We're spreading light on a growing epidemic that started in a small Pennsylvania city...SCRANTON. Here a murderous strangler called "the Scranton Strangler" started a string of events that would lead to a nationwide increase of strangulations. The state of PA say they caught the man …..but the strangulations have only continued and across the country GROWN~!

OK GUMSHOES IT"S TIME TO SOLVE THE CASE OF WHO REALLY IS....THE SCRANTON STRANGLER !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

APRIL FOOLS! This is totally a joke, and any fan of the office would know that! but stick around and have fun as we convince non office watchers there is  a real problem out there (THAT"S THE REAL PROBLEM ...non office watchers????) anyways Art and I dissect this case and Eric adds in some tangents (he's a non office watcher btw) and we all have fun!

 

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Shout out to the Ferris Bueller Song "Oh YEAH" and "100 miles and Runnin" by NWA...support them both as wel

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subscribe on iTunes and tell yo mama and yo boo boo's too and if you get us 100 youtube followers we'll take one lucky fan to an all expense trip to Grill Em All.  

Sup you lil cacahuates !! We are back again giving you your weekly dose of ...US. This week we're down a man but it's all good because Jesus ( you might remember him from Surviving the Las Vegas Shooting, Alien episodes, and getting drunk with us last week) stepped in and told us how he survived....AGAIN...this time from cancer. Kind of a tough subject but still a great story. We do pad it with humor and for some reason make A LOT OF FOOD REFERENCES (musta been hungry). So give this one a good listen and as always enjoy!

 

Make sure you check us out every week on YOUTUBE as we've moved the live feed from Facebook to there! 

Jus go in your search bars and type in ART AND JACOB DO AMERICA and hit subscribe and tell yo mamas and boo boos as well.

 

Shout out to:

Deadpool and FuckCancer.org for the sample in the beginning....SUPPORT THEM

also support DJ 2 Bad for his remix of the classic "Ecstasy of Gold" ---we might make that the new theme song....

After 365 days we're back in the saddle ready to rumble again for another St Patrick's day special. We Welcome back Jesus Fuentes for his 4th-5th appearance as we discuss all current events and anything and everything you'd expect 3.5 Mexicans to discuss when you put 2 bottles of Jameson, Tulamore Dew, Bushmills, Don Julio, and Conor Mcgregor's PROPER 12 Irish whiskey in front of them.  Hope you enjoy this show as much we enjoed making it!

 

shout out to CFO's for their song, as well as whoever created the back ground bar music you hear in the background of this show. (ay muy chignon sound effects) 

First of all this IS a COMEDY podcast so don't let the name in the subject title scare you away....THis week YES we do cover EXORCSIM. We give you all the who, what, when, where, why, and how....But we also give you the facts as well as our own beliefs. IT GETS F'n Heated for a moment but that the beauty of this episode. Great listen ….you can leave the lights on if ya want ;)

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Shout out to the following for the samples :

Mike Oldfield for Tubular Bells

Slipknot for Heretic Anthem

Linda Blair from the Exorcist

and the History Channel for their documentary on Exorcism

 

 

As we enter the 3rd month of 2019 and start to purify our bodies and souls in the waters of Lake Minnetonka...We must ask ourselves one question....IS THIS WATER SAFE??

 

We're back again with another conspiracy episode (Thank Art)

We take a look at the very REAL practice that our local governments take part in...ADDING FLUORIDE TO OUR WATER SUPPLY.

We ask and answer all the important questions of WHO says this is ok. What is being done to the water. When did this start....and F'n WHY????? are they doing this???????

 

Also wanna shout out LEO Moracchioli for his cover of "This is America" by Donald Glover

Check out his youtube page and support the man everywhere you download music

 

ALSO BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL....COMING SOOOOOn

We're back again covering CRYPTIDS!

This week we tackle the tale of the JERSEY DEVIL....no no no ….not the guidos you see on MTV's Jersey Shore ….but the little camel, horse, bat lookin' thing with scary arms, big traps, and skinny legs...so yeah still a guido….but a more MYTHICAL guido  IF YOU WILL

We take on this topic , not just because it was Art's turn to pick , but because it's also Eric's Official one year anniversary of being on the podcast! He started with a cryptid and he shall celebrate his first year with a cryptid. No that's not a joke about his secret sex life...but it probably should be.

So with all that said ENJOY the show, please remember to rate, review, and subscribe everywhere you listen to podcasts...except you STITCHER. 

And shout out to Motley Crue for gracing us with your music.... #shoutatthedevil

Twas the Sunday before Valentines Day...and all through the house....2.5 Mexicans were stirring and popping off at the mouth. 

This episode we celebrate Valentines Day by giving you a few crime stories motivated LOVE.

ERIC: Tells the tale of Dr Hamilton who may/may not have bashed in his wife's head to be with a stripper

ART: Tells the tale of an Air BnB Gone bad and The Scott and Lacy Peterson Story

Jacob: Tells the Tales of the Russian Man who got stabbed 13 times by his Girlfriend then Proposed in the courthouse AND the John and Lorena Bobbit Story 

 

Love is in the air and so is the blood....stay tuned